One day I wus driving around randomly and I found a yard sale. Der wus an old man who wus giving out fre games!1!1!1 I luuked arouned until I found a pokemansss game. I luv pokemannsss!!!1!1!1!!1!1!!1 I axed da man and he said it wus freeeeeeeeeee!!1!1!1 da game wus caled pokemanssss:the cuuuuurrrrrse of red hooooooooooook. Dat was werd. So i weant hom. I started plying da game. It wus weird dat der wus blud on da screen but I thinks it wus just a jok. Wen I clickked da new gameee, I felt da nostagiaaa fuk me In da asshole. I played until I got to lavenderrrr towwwwn. Der wus blud erwhere. It wus scurrryyy. I decided to fighttt the roket tem. But wen i did. My pokemannnssss ded. Wut? Pokemannnssss cant die!!1!1!!1!! Den a big bludddy face scremmerd at me. I decided to return da gam but I cant find da old mannnn. I went to his house and his house wasnnnntttt there!!1!!1!1!11!11!!11! I am relly scurred. Oh no please dont eat me monsterrrr!!!1!!!1
Dis person wus found in his house covered in blud.
Po-lice reprt 6/6/66